1: Matter control.
2: Speak with Animals
3: Speak with the Dead
4: Speak with Objects
5: Energy control.
"But Dr. Flowers, why not pick invincibility?"
Why would I need immortality, invincibility, or any of that other nonsense when I could, in combination with energy control, just -rewrite- the laws of physics or biology to suit me?
Basically, Dr. Manhattan.
Besides, haven't you ever wanted to know what the fuck your pets were up to?
Not as much as I've wanted to tell them:
- HOLD THE FUCK STILL WHILE I PICK THIS TURD OUT OF YOUR BUTT-FUR
- THIS PILL IS FOR THE PURPOSE OF MAKING YOU NOT DIE
(not comparing my kids to pets) I tell my kids this pill is to make you stop coughing, make your stomach stop hurting, etc. and speaking the same language doesn't mean anything. You just know all the ways they're complaining.